Here's a list of things I wanted to be while growing up by age.
Age 4: A turtle
Age 5: A mutant
Age 6: A ninja
Age 7: A teenager
Age 8: A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Age 9: A Power Ranger
Age 10: A Pokemon Master
Age 11: Husband to Rachel Hogan (girl who sat in front of me on the bus)
Age 12: New England Patriots QB; I thought I could be better than Drew Bledsoe, and according to NFL Blitz, I was.
Age 13: A video game tester
Age 14: A good dancer
Age 15: Anything but a freshman
Age 16: 18 years-old so I could vote for John Kerry
Age 17: A father so I could show my kids how annoying it is to have a curfew
Age 18: That guy in college who plays guitar that all the girls fall for
Age 19: A doctor who was also a starting pitcher for the Red Sox
Age 20: 10 years old
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Hong, this post is hilarious and quite genius.
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